PUBG mobile

A game most mobile users get when they don't have money to buy a PC. I mean its fun and i don't have a monster PC and its free i don't see why this game s hated by the PC community its a mobile game for people who don't have money

Guy 1: you play PUBG MOBILE it sucks
Guy 2: Well i'm poor so FUCK OFF

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donkey mobile

This is the combination of a donkey punch and a snowmobile. While the guy is ravaging the chick from behind (the chick is on all fours), he gives her a donkey punch. Right when she recieves the punch, the man uses his other arm to sweep the chick's arms out from underneath her in one smooth move. Then, much to her dismay, she falls.

While Joel was ravaging his new woman from behind, he pulled out his best move ever: the donkey mobile. This ensured that she was very confused, and it made him a proud man.

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skeet mobile

1. A car similar to the original 'Bat mobile' but more attractive and covered in skeet

2. The car your mother drives

3. A car so ugly, you would rather skeet on its dingy surface than drive it in public

1. That is one rad skeet mobile!

2. Hey Mom, can I drive your skeet mobile to school?

3. Wow, that '81 Honda Civic is a skeet mobile.

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Mobile Legends

A game that doesn't Encourage Asian kids to skip school and go to public computers.
Unlike League of Legends that encourage Asian kids to skip school to go to public Computers and play their game.

Ching : Hey, Wanna skip school and play League of Legends?
Huor : STFU!!!..
Ching : Why?
Huor : My dad punished me lastnight by hitting me with a Gucci Belt for Skipping school and play League of Legends.
Ching : uhh...Wanna play Mobile Legends instead? We don't have to skip school anymore.
Huor : What a good idea.

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fuck mobile

A car that's so badass it can go by no other name

Hey...remember that night we dressed up as 32nd century wizards, snuck out to the club, ordered a vegan chili dog, ran three miles, and then bought two six packs of dr. pepper? And we did it all with the fuck mobile!

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meth mobile

the name of the broken down ice cream truck that the crazy homeless guy lives and does meth

Dude I was walkking by the the bus stop and I saw that crazy homeless guy by the meth mobile yelling at the pictures of ice cream

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V-Mobile

Virgin Mobile cell phone company

Idea partially taken from T-Mobile phone company

What cell phone service do you have?

V-Mobile

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