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straight mojo

Straight Mojo is a synthetic weed you can buy in Holland. This is the best weed to smoke because it gives you the best high you will reach through weed.

I just smoked a straight mojo

by Mr. Sleepeye October 10, 2022


IT Mojo

When a tech problem magically fixes itself just due to the IT guy walking in the room or area of the problem occurring.

The IT guy walked in the room and the problem just fixed itself. Must be his IT Mojo.

by Rainman2746 November 22, 2021


purple potion mojo

lean, just a dinner way to say it

“You got the purple potion mojo?”
Fuck yea

by carl azus March 2, 2018


mojo wank

having a wank pre-booty call to up your stamina for the main round.

mate 1: what are you doing?

mate 2: having a mojo wank before fanny comes over

by diddly dingbat September 5, 2015


tasty mojo

On one level, "tasty mojo" refers to a particularly scrumptious meal or satisfying beverage. More generally, it is a colloquial phrase used to describe a supremely pleasant outcome or quality. Mojo refers to the power of luck; making it "tasty" is next-level good fortune.

"Darling, this spaghetti dinner is some tasty mojo."
"Dude, I can't believe you won the lottery - you've got some tasty mojo!"

by Amazing Randoni April 3, 2024


the mojo button

The button one must push in order to enduce ones "mojo". The mojo button can help enduce feelings of intense sexual urges.

I was walkin to my room when my girlfriend pushed the mojo button. I am now horny i said to her. Please go in my room, because my mojo is not activated.

by The Mojo man January 24, 2009


schumpeterian mojo

A society's confidence in their free-markets, a confidence founded in the situation where they have successfully eschewed a captured economy (thanks to their free-markets) ; and thence, have heaps of dynamism in their economy where existing products often become obsolete due to the introduction of new products.

Humanity got to the point of transhumanism by the year 2000 thanks to the free-market policies set in place by Mr.Free Market in the year 1980 . Humanities past twas not chockful of schumpeterian mojo up until Mr.Free Market's presidency. The president who switched the USA to a parliamentary system.

by MoribundMurdoch December 12, 2020