MOM

Acronym for Marine-Only-Material. Primarily a California term. The fat homely girl(s) in the bar that no guy will talk to until a group of drunk, out of state Marines hit on her/them.

Dude let's hit up another spot, this place only has chicks with their dudes and a couple of MOMs.

There are rumors that in other states, MOMs are also hit on by normally socialized and developed members of the male species, not just Marines.

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1.Someone who thinks cleaning your room is the only responsibility you have
2.Someone who is too scared of you growing up to let you make mistakes so she governs everything you do
3.Someone who gets mad at you when you voice your opinion if it doesn't match hers
4. Someone who constantly exaggerates the amount of time you take to do something just to prove a point, even if its wrong

Kid:Hey mom, can i go for a walk? I did all my homework and I'm getting all A's
Mom:No! Your room is a huge mess, and it's too dangerous for you to go outside alone!
Kid: But I just cleaned my room and I'm 17 years old....
Mom: You're grounded!

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mom (adj.)

1. used to describe something that is really great, nice, kind, helpful.

syn: momlike

I can't believe your boyfriend brought you soup when you were sick! He's so mom!

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slang for moment, often used to for when you're busy and need to type quickly

Bob: Hey dude, you wanna do something?

Adam: just a mom

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Your daddies bitch. Your brothers bitch and one day your bitch

Your daddy gave it to his "bitch"

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The fattest member of your family

Your mom is so fat, dude

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a hoe

Person 1 : Your a hoe!
Person 2 :Just like your mom, because I did her last night

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