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A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.
Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"
Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.
After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"
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the most awesomest band ever to cross the pacific and land in australia.(if you know geography you'll get that one)
if modest mouse was in a music battle to the death they would win anyone.
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To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.
Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?
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A person practicing monogamy and or unfamiliar with polyamorous culture and practices. Usually used by the polyamorous internet community. Rather than derogatory, this is most often used as a term of endearment for friends, family and allies of polyamorous individuals.
My sister is super mango mouse, but bless her heart… she’s trying to be supportive.
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An expensive wireless computer mouse that does not need a mouse pad or be in contact with any surface. Can be operated in a manner similar to the Wii Nunchuck.
The first time I saw someone use an air mouse, it almost blew my mind.
Mascara wearing, squeaky voiced, slightly mouse like child
(In a very high pitched voice) "Tyrrell mouse"