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A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.
Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"
Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.
After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"
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the most awesomest band ever to cross the pacific and land in australia.(if you know geography you'll get that one)
if modest mouse was in a music battle to the death they would win anyone.
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To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.
Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?
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A person practicing monogamy and or unfamiliar with polyamorous culture and practices. Usually used by the polyamorous internet community. Rather than derogatory, this is most often used as a term of endearment for friends, family and allies of polyamorous individuals.
My sister is super mango mouse, but bless her heart… she’s trying to be supportive.
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An expensive wireless computer mouse that does not need a mouse pad or be in contact with any surface. Can be operated in a manner similar to the Wii Nunchuck.
The first time I saw someone use an air mouse, it almost blew my mind.
A term to describe a person who has the ability to sneak out of tight situations requiring the utmost delicacy without a squeak.
Man! That chick slid out of my bed like a ninja mouse.
The parallel being to the Speaker of the House who exists only in Disneyland or Disneyworld.
We will now put the final vote on whether or not to silence Mr. DeSantis to the Speaker of the Mouse.