Mr. Hat

The hand-puppet belonging to homosexual/transsexual/homosexual again South Park school teacher Herbert Garrison.

Mr. Garrison has often used the doll as an expression of his own repressed feelings or beliefs, including homosexuality while he was still closeted and his racist leanings when Mr. Hat was a member of the KKK. More commonly he is used as a teacher's aid via ventriloquism.

Due to Garrison's southern drawl, he pronounces the name as "Mister Hay-ut".

Kyle: Mr. Garrison, seriously, I have to go. Can I please be excused from class?

Mr. Garrison: I don't know, Kyle. Did you ask Mr. Hat?

Kyle: I don't want to ask Mr. Hat, I'm asking you!

Mr. Garrison: Oh I think you should ask Mr. Hat.

Kyle: Mr. Hat, may I please be excused from class?

Mr. Hat: Well, Kyle. No!! You hear me?! You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

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Mr T

The only man that can look Chuck Norris in the eye and not die instantly, Due to his high levels of Awesome.

Chuck Norris and Mr T walked into a bar, which immediately exploded. That level of Awesome cannot be contained in anything.

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mr. downs

Worst fucking chemistry teacher on this entire fucked up planet.

"What did you get on Mr. Downs' chem test?"

"A 55%"
"That's horrible!"
"No, I got the best grade in the class."

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Mr. Limpy

A novelty sex-toy created by Fleshlight(tm), a manufacturer of male masturbation aids. It is a fake penis that is always limp (hence the name). Especially popular at bachelor/bachelorette parties, Mr. Limpy comes in several colors and sizes. It is famous for its stretch/launch-ability, as well as several other more practical uses (i.e. paperweight).

Hey, what did you just hit me with...<stares Mr. Limpy on the floor>...I'm so gonna kick your ass

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Mr ChanChan

A Streamer Who Dances and spins around on his legs and has a seizure When He Gets Followers on twitch. AKA The Most wholesome And Friendly Twitch Streamer.

Mr ChanChan A Streamer Who Dances and spins around on his legs and has a seizure When He Gets Followers on twitch. AKA The Most wholesome And Friendly Twitch Streamer.

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Mrs. Gale

Someone who criticizes work that normal people would see as good.

You turned in a perfect 10/10 essay, suddenly a wild Mrs. Gale appears! What you thought was a perfect essay is now a 0/10...

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Mr. Herbert

The elderly neighbor of the Griffin family who fantasizes about teenage boys, especially Chris Griffin.

Mr. Herbert: Chris, can you come over and help me with something?
Chris: Sure Mr. Herbert!
Mr. Herbert: Hurry up now! Mmmmmmmmm....

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