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A man who plays the odds by dropping an identical pick up tactic on every woman in the room, he is successful when he scores with one. A good score is when he gets with 1 woman out of the 40 that he hits on in the same nightclub. Pretty much the man you want to avoid in the clubs.
When you see a guy across the room hitting on every girl... he is a muff bomber. The sad thing is... it works for most of my muff bombing douche bag guy friends.
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A car or other form of transport which is being used by one or more attractive women.
As used in the popular British TV Show "The Inbetweeners".
*A car with four attractive women drives past*
Man1: Woah mate look at them!
Man2: Nice! That is one of the best Muff-Wagons I have EVER seen!
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When one is eating out a woman, and as she cums, she releases a massive load of slimy sour white cream upon your tongue. Very thick, unlike normal vagina juice.
Paul was enjoying a nice feast when Corrine released a load of muff butter upon his tongue.
He then vomited.
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Slang term for a woman's menstrual fluids.
That sick bastard likes to lick his wife's muff marinara!!!
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Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.
''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''
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To be extremely pleased with oneself
Larissa's achievements were so amazing, she is entitled to be chuffed to the muff.
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When one places an erect penis into each ear so that sound is muffled. Similar to earmuffs
Chad had dick muffs on so he didn't hear the the third guy coming.
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