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The act of thrusting the penis between the folds of an overweight person's stomach, ejaculating and the consequently vomiting over the member. The addition of menstrual blood causes the act to be known as a Mustard and Ketchup Hotdog.
"That fat girl let me do a Mustard Hotdog on her. It was messy"
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When a girl queefs and little bit of pee squirts out.
Damn girl! I need to get to a restroom ASAP cause this pussy has been mustard gassing all day!
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A Boy Who Fucks Everything He Touches up But He is the nices boy in the world and whould never hurt any of his friend for anyone he normaly has blue eyes and brown hair and is the best boyfriend you can have
Dylan Mustard Lives In Port Huron
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n. 1) in specific reference to the yellow and white lines on any road.
2) non specific reference to the left/right boundary.
"Keep it between the mustard and mayonnaise!"
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A joke about a Ford Mustang being yellow (because mustard is yellow). Don’t worry; all yellow mustangs are Ford Mustards! Any type, any year. ITS A FORD MUSTARD
Hey, look at that Ford Mustard over there!
one of those big fucking veins on the topside of one's penis.
"omg jessica, i went to oswald's place, and he had this big mustard vein on the top of his dick!"
"that's so cool! i have one too, but it splits into a fork :("
Semen after a long period of time without ejaculating - begins to coagulate and develop a yellowish tint.
After "No Nut November" I'm going to cover my girlfriend's back burger with my mustard butter.