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NJ Soccer 03 is the nicest guy you will ever meet in your life! He is so good at Xbox
NJ Soccer 03 just came to the party! It’s lit
Basically where the sickest people all vacation in the summer, get drunk off their asses, stumble around and hookup all over the place.
Catch every girl with a juul or a wawa cup in there hand... we all know there’s no soda in that cup. Parties at castaway until the ops kick us off... then we move the party. Night usually ends with walks home with new people or a new man. shoobies take over all summer. We all know the meaning of the song under the boardwalk... lol. You either surf at 7th or you don’t surf at all. Don’t go shopping on Asbury unless you wanna go broke. Much respect for people that go to ocean city, raised different.
Ocean city NJ is easily the best beach in America
A Jersians favorite place to go over the summer. Although this shore is sometimes given a bad rep by outsiders because of the 2009 MTV show; these beaches, us Jersians claim, are
sacred, better than any other. Whether it be renting a hotel or staying in a nearby beach house one or two blocks over, it's always a good time. Known for its boardwalks with arcade games, carnival rides, funnel cake and so much more fat, greasy food tourists as well as townspeople love to eat.
Wanna head down to the Jersey Shore, NJ?
A very nice town in Central, NJ. By far the wealthiest of of all the Brunswicks. Populated by wealthy Jews, asians, and Italians. A high school that is the stereotypical high school filled with hot girls and jocks.
East Brunswick, NJ
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these "gangs" are basically a group of white and stupid teenagers that created two gangs in Ridgewood, NJ known as the East and West Side Riders. This is so stupid because they are all in school and don't own any weapons or drugs, maybe an airsoft pistol or a few cigarettes here and there.
They think that its so cool to be a part of a gang, while all they do is curse and make stupid hand signs. They are too afraid to fight because of the possibility that they will get detention. They are idiots that have no future.
Ridgewood NJ gangs: yo nigga what's poppin?
Real gangbanger: yo I need some speed or ecstasy
Ridgewood: well sorry I don't know what that stuff is. Want some nerf bullets?
Gangbanger pulls out a 9mm
Ridgewood: please don't hurt me! (Crying)
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Montgomery Township aka Monty, Belle Mead NJ. This town makes up with the "ghetto" of Montgomery Pike Run...which all the preps call "the ghetto" but they should really go to Queens to see the real ghetto. This town is so fake and there isn't one single person who doesn't talk bad about there friends behind there back. Also all the white "preps" pretend there gangster to get attetion.
"Yo yo yo fo sizzle bitches"...a white girl in Monty is most likely to say that.
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A dry town founded by the Methodist community, like most of the area. Over 25 churches on the island, and the same amount of pizza places. September and October, as well as April and May are the favorite months of the locals because it is somewhat nice out and there are available parking spots. People don't realize that there is actually a town under all the tourists and that people live there all year. Not every girl lives in a bikini, but many do. Liquor and pot are the main drugs in the town because they are cheap and easy to get. The area is dominated by Republicans and has very little in the way of minorities, unless you count the undocumented workers that get paid under the table at local eateries. Locals are still trying to get parking lots that require a "local decal" so we don't have to drive around for an hour in our own town to find a parking spot during shoobie season. You have to have a lot of patience to live there, and you have to know where to go to avoid inflated summer prices. The ageless excuse the locals are fed about why they should deal with the bothersome shoobies? "It supports our local economy."
"I was thinking about going to Ocean City, NJ for summer vacation, what do you think?"
"Oh, I live there, and on behalf of everyone, please don't. We have enough tourists to deal with, thanks."
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