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when someone is really awkward and is a jerk because of it, similar to the character "Napoleon Dynamite"
Wow, Ryan is really on one today... Their Napoleon Dynamite complex is out in full force. So awkward.
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When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy
Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake
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The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.
The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.
"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."
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Somw of the best memes on the block, likes talking to his audience of memes and has the best audience because they do not report him (you can not be better)
Yo bro you see this meme on Napoleon's memes?
No I havent let me see
Both: laugh
A short girl that rides horses.
That shawty over there is Napoleon Gynomite! I need to check her skills.
Come take a ride on me Napoleon Gynomite!
During the time of the month, you fuck your girl and creampie her ass. And enjoy all 3 flavors
My man was very hungry last night, he had the Napoleon buffet all night.
the best music artist ever, deal with it.
Napoleon XIV is literally better than taylor swift.