Extroverted, creative, and talkative, a Brett Nathaniel is that little brother. You know, the one that gets sarcastic, but is simultaneously funny? He enjoys mac and cheese and has thick dark hair. They are often Gluten-free. Brett Nathaniels are great builders.
Boy one; Who's that Lego building genius in the corner?
Boy Two; Friend, I believe it's a rare Brett Nathaniel in his natural habitat, let's go play with him.
Boy one; Are you sure? I hear they're a little sarcastic.
A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus
• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend
• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing
'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis
Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:
Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
Very easy to fall in love with he is very tall, and good at most games, and is very nice
I love nathaniel Joe solis or nathaniel Joe solis is good at games
A religion where one claims to hate communism but lives a communist lifestyle. Has a façade which someone is
Nathan aimed at Nathanielism in all things.
When you steal your Gran's glass eye and put it up your ass for an entire week
I almost finished Doing A Nathaniel, but my grandma smelt her glass eye all the way from iceland.