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The person sitting next to you at a Mexican restaurant with whom you have neighboring sauce containers
when two people like each-other a lot but due to certain circumstances can not be together
Person 1: hey, wanna go out?
Person 2: sorry no can do neighbor :(
Welcome to the neighbor zone
Y/n: Hey Stevan, can I get a kiss?
Stevan: What, why?
Y/n: It’s national kiss your neighbor day😉
When 2 or more dudes have had a vasectomy done by the same person.
1: Dr Nutgrabber did my vasectomy a year ago
2: Bro, he did mine too! We are nut neighbors!
when your passenger in the front seat gives you directions but you know where your going.
stop being a neighbor driver I know where I'm going
Someone who uses the stall next to you, especially when you both are taking shits. You'll meet each other, stink, and part ways.
"Damn, how long were you in there?"
"I don't know, I was talking to Mike."
"Who's Mike?"
"He's my dump neighbor."
"oh..."
A luminous yet intangible figure who observes and dissects their surroundings. This figure is fully in control and seeks social experimentation at every corner.
The lucid neighbor had a subtle creepiness to them. They had been watching all along.