an absolute stud of an actor, who stars in national treasure, Ghost Rider, The Croods, and many more sexy-ass masterpieces. Not gonna lie he is probably the smaxiest of all smaxies
Damn bro Nicolas Cage is thiccccccccccccc
An actor who is in every movie that you can think of off the top of your head.
Joe: Did you see the new Nicolas Cage movie?
Candice: Which one? There's so many new movies!
British singer in girl group Girls Aloud. Known as the ugly one, or the ginger one. She's not truly ugly (in my humble opinion), but next to the others, she looks unattractive.
Do You like Girls Aloud
Yeah, but Nicola Roberts shouldn't have dyed her hair to be blonder.
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A gay book that you are forced to read in grade 11 French. No one likes it, and no one can understand anything. Nicolas is some weird 8 year old mischievous kid... Don't read this Book!
Teacher: "Okay Class, we are reading Le Petit Nicolas Today"
Students: "FUCK NO!" :(
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The best couple ever. They were meant to be since they met each other.
Typical conversation between Nicolas and Isabel:
Nicolas: I love you.
Isabel: I love you too.
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nicolas sarkozy is better than a leftist and feminist
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The act of committing a wrong doing or seeing something tragic, not being phased by it at the time, but years later remembering said incident then crying about it like it just happened
crap someone killed my daughter, oh well (thirty years later) they killed my daughter NOOOOOOO!, listen to johnny he's Nicolas Caging pretty bad
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