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A nigerian that makes delicious waffles.
Yea, I told you he was a Nigerian waffle maker.
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The sexual act, usually between an interracial couple, where the male inserts as many fingers/hands/wrists into the female's vagina, and then lifts her up from the inside and twists around so the woman spins like a top on his arm. It usually does significant damage to the woman, such as vaginal cuts and burns from friction.
Dude i gave some girl the nigerian garbage disposal! She freaked out cuz she got so dizzy!
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tried to stop, but I can't stop
I just can't stop thinking about her
I don't know, all I remember was she wear the Skechers
The light-up ones
Chorus
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Verse
I like your Skechers, you like me, my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skecher, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
Bad lil' bitch, all my drip make her drool
Brand new whip, come and sit in the coupe (Hm)
Bridge
I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise you it all be fine
I-I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise it's gon' be alright
Jimmy: Nigerian prince scam is bullshit but bro I like ur skechers
Tom: The light-up ones ?
Jimmy: Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Verse
I like your Skechers, you like me, my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skecher, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
Bad lil' bitch, all my drip make her drool
Brand new whip, come and sit in the coupe (Hm)
Bridge
I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise you it all be fine
I-I just wanna make you mine, hop inside the ride
Nina by my side, promise it's gon' be alright
to stop, but I can't stop
I just can't stop thinking about her
I don't know, all I remember was she wear the Skechers
The light-up ones
Chorus
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Shawty bad with the Skechers on
Wanna hold your hand, make you my girl
Light-up, light-up Skechers
Light up, light up my world
Verse
I like your Skechers, you like me, my Gucci shoes
I'll buy you the purse, only if you show me your boobs
I like your Skecher, you like me too
Bring your friends, all of us in the pool
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while having sex outside stick a plunger on your girlfriends vagina and pump it up and down while putting a water hose in her ass with the water running while having her suck your dick
man that girl is nasty she lt me give her a nigerian plunger dive
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The evolved form of the rare African Standstill turtle. Only found along the Nigerian Coast where the ocean meets the beach with its gaping mouth partially submerged. Its disability to swim presents the scientific community with an evolutionary quandary that scientists say may never be explained.
Panicked Swimmer: "Ahhh! A shark!"
Lifeguard: "Don't worry everybody, it's just a Nigerian Coast Shark. It can't swim."
Panicked Swimmer: "Oh, you."
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1. The nasty rice you eat at a Nigerian party or meeting, that often lacks taste and may be extremely spicy to cover up the blandness. There is a 1/10 chance that the rice you eat actually tastes good.
2. The food your Nigerian mother brings home to avoid going grocery shopping
1. Taiwo: "Hey Uche, why are you eating cereal? We are about to go to that pointless Nigerian party."
Uche: "Pfft, there's going to be Nigerian Party rice there, I don't eat that crap!"
2. Kelechi: "Mom we need to go grocery shopping, we have no food."
Mom: "Didn't you see that I brought back some Nigerian Party rice last night? Cmon go sit down"!
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it is an old turkish-iranian saying. It means:"to continuously bother and throttle their plans for rescuing the almighty Ahnold Frumpinahtor (metaphorically spoked of co69urse." <---hidden word... okay.
Max: "dude. my grandma fuckin Nigerian Brain Squeezed me man. dubble-yew tee eff."
snackums:"Dude dont worry just call this saying: ocropis was very him gemomthn today cd l,aeter was grandma indian niggers ni dig , it is wat it is"
Max: "giant silber gilet c accaboinet the night before last night s,eelj g basd gkkdagkkdagkddaa greain jukice in my buicket of OF it is what it seems to is."
snackums: "alright youre fuckin crazy."
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