honggan ni nabei

when your friend is really sibei guailan and saying HGB will not justify your anger, you then say "honggan ni nabei"

eh dont kao peh all eh, siao wei, i already say dont bastard the indian boy dont honggan ni nabei

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Arashi no Yoru Ni

A children's anime film about the friendship between a Goat named Mei and a wolf named Gabu. They meet in a barn in the middle of a storm, and cannot see or smell each other (they both conveniently got colds). They speak to eachother throughout the night, and decide to meet again the next day in front of the barn using the codeword "One stormy night" (the film's name in English). They then discover each other's species, but continue to be friends. They are both persecuted for the friendship throughout the film.

Sadly, but unsuprisingly, the fandom for this excelent film seems to be made up mostly of yaoi fangirls who draw rule 34 of the pair (but somehow, the nonsexual yaoi is more disturbing than the rule 34.)

Me: *Is looking on deviantART*
Me: I wonder what the fanartists have made.

*Sees the pair as humans, Frenching*

*Vomits*

Example 2:
Me: *Is looking on google images with the keywords "Arashi no Yoru ni rule 34"

Me: Let's see if rule 34 holds true.

*Sees at least 20 images of Mei and Gabu in their origonal forms, buttfucking*

Me: Dohohoho aaaaaggh that slaps me on the knee!

*Changes rule 34 to rule 63*

*Looks at one relevant result*

Me: *Is laughing until I cough up blood and cry stomach acid*

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Gan ni nia

"Gan ni nia"is a word that means fuck your mother in Taiwanese.
It probably shares the same meaning of cao ni ma.

A:Are you a fucking retard?
B:Gan ni nia!

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ma ni ka

(adj.) A 3 character word written in chinese pinyin which means idiot

The boy was a ma ni ka because he failed his chem test

10👍 17👎

cao ni niang

In Mandarin, cao ni niang can be defined as individual words:
cao: fuck
ni: you/your
niang: mother
together, 'cao ni niang' means 'fuck your mom'
similar to cao ni ma.

cao ni niang de quan jia! - fuck your mom's whole family

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Ni hao are you?

Funny as hell way to say hello when you are talking to a white person that speaks Chinese. Definitely would be an awesome ending to a movie with Ahnuld.

Ni hao are you?, muthafuckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**END**

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Neko neko ni

Something mostly an anime girl with cat ears and a tail

Neko girl: neko neko niiiiii

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