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The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.
"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"
It’s like say your in middle school then you move up to high school and you go to a different school to your friends, you then lose contact easily. It can be quite hard to regain the friendship you have since you lost contact.
You moving away most probably means lost contact with people
1. An adverbial phrase expressing how incredibly awful something is in the extreme (from the sense that it is so bad, one would put balls directly on it in an act of degradation)
2. A somewhat ironic adverbial phrase that expresses utter honesty in how good something is (from the previous definition, but implying either an irony through the use of a disgusting phrase or that one loves something so much they would put their balls on it).
1. That was balls to contact the worst concert I've ever heard.
2. This is balls to contact the best beer I've had in a long time.
used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.
SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):
It’s when you dodge a female after they failed to bless you or didn’t help you reach your goal for success.
Ashton: “Mannn I was juhh chilling with shawty and we ain do shit.”
Kee: “Fuxk it fam play hard to contact”
Contact tracing - an extension of big mother's tracking device for kids
Villanelle carried with her a piece of chalk for contact tracing
It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc.
It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.