All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action

Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."

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Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

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"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)

A bs excuse used by many lazy or stupid people who don't feel like reading a lot of info via books, essays, emails, "confusing" long anything written or typed (known to be TLDR). It also makes communication difficult between them and wordy intelligent people they clash with. Such people bully or treat the wordy people badly and also treat them as if they are from a lower caste.

They tend to be popular, because of the number of lazy people who also use their mentality as an excuse not to write or talk a lot like wordy/honest/open people. They typically get confused/disturbed/annoyed by anyone who talks/writes a lot. They call the wordy people crazy and get them into trouble/refuse them services.

Because of the "ADD" epidemic more people are lazy when it comes to reading and comprehension of large amounts of info. Because of the social difficulties, the smarties tend to be outcasts, some pretend to be dumb and quiet just to fit in and even secretive to the point of getting away with crimes like the lazies, while the wordy get into more trouble because of the trend of laziness and less talking/writing being considered sane and normal.

The dumbing down of education in the US may be the reason why so many people talk and write less than their wordy counterparts. The wordy are even diagnosed or undiagnosed with Asperger's, which is a label created by less wordy lazy less intelligent people.

"(long typed email or other communication)." -Smart/Wordy person A

"What? I am confused by what you said."/"TLDR" or (Ignore)/(incriminate/lockup smart person), etc. -Stupid/Lazy/"ADD" person B

"Why/what?" -Person A

"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)". -Person B

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I don’t know who is Zahirah Macwilson? Excuse me but she have a music duo with Zain?

I don’t know who is Zahirah Macwilson? Excuse me but she have a music duo with Zain?

I don’t know who is Zahirah Macwilson? Excuse me but she have a music duo with Zain?

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The Eve excuse

The eve excuse is when someone is discussing a topic and says they hate a certain part of it, so to defend themselves they say they hate the entire topic as well.

excuser:i hate men
person:why do you hate them all?
excuser:i just hate all people in general lol(this is the eve excuse)

Stoners excuse

A stoners excuse is any excuse which is used to smoke, usually very shit excuses

Stoner: I just finished work, I’ll celebrate with a joint

You: That’s a stoners excuse👍

Feeble excuse

A pathetic excuse of a human.The absolute pond scum of life and sorry excuse of dna to walk on the planet.

Went to see morg and roundhead today. Them 2 idiots are the absolute most pathetic pond scum feeble excuses I have ever come across.