Vaginal Salt

A fine salt that is obtained by extracting any form of discharge from you friend/partner's vagina, letting it dry and grinding it up into a fine powder.

This powder can then be snorted or added onto food as a seasoning.

I snorted my girlfriend's vaginal salt the other day, I think it took our relationship to the next level.

Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

Salt fork

Putting salt on your penis and stabbing others repeatedly.

Stop salt forking me!!!

dad's salt

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands. Also called seminal fluid, jizz, man goo, and semen.

Hey Eric! You want some dad's salt on your mashed potatoes? Comin' right up!

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Pound Salt

A kind way of telling someone that they should get lost, go away, or simply to go fuck themselves.

Dammit Ben, go pound salt!

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brow salt

the white salty powder that accumulates on the eyebrows during the day, particularly if one has especially active sweat glands

The salt shaker was empty that night, so Jimbo rubbed a finger across his brow and licked some brow salt before each bite.

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Salt the kitty

Encourage tips or other monetary contributions by being the first to do it.

For example, "salt the kitty" by dropping a buck into an empty tip jar with the intent of getting others to follow suit.

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