James is a skinny boi who keeps getting rejected by girls. He is so desperate that he has been known to make out with cacti. James has a very small acorn and is constantly being called gay by his friends. James's friemds are so mean that they leave bad definitions of him on the internet.
James is a little homo sexual.
I'm sure you won't be alone forever James.
James has a hot sister.
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james is a person who is a stupid gay nigger who sucks big fat hairy nigger pussy for a living to support his two retardred kids who eat grass
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a super kind, decently tall, handsome guy that plays guitar well. loves all kinds of music. normally pretty shy but awesome once you get to know him. loves his friends more than anything but will never let them know it. keeps his feelings to himself and will hardly ever cry even if his favorite pet dies. usually pretty intelligent and does well at anything he puts his mind to. A wallflower who kind of just drifts along in life. oh yeah he also has a big dick.
"James gets all the girls."
"James is so much better than me at everything!"
"That cute James guy looks lonely."
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A kid who loves legos uses the word cunt all the time wants to fuck his sister and dumps applesauce on his mom and sometimes dumps pop on her too
James is dumb
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the rudest Asian ever. He's either super fat or super skinny, try super hard to flex how he goes to an international school and you'll most likely find them in HongKong. You won't like them in school all they do is try to flex there off white underwear and there "good grades". They have girl features too even if they're a boy. He probably games on a MacBook.
Timmy: oh my god its a james
Bob: ew a james
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A man with a Amazing Mustache that just seems to Entrance you
Guy 1: Hey you see that guys Mustache?
Guy 2: Yeah its like totally Uber Awesome
Girl 1: I just want to fuck James and his mustache!!!!!!
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