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A single shotgun blast of semen that lands in a tight grouping and ever so slowly slides down ones face, leaving a single defined trail that is similar to that of a slug.
The wife gave me a Handjibber when i got back from the field, and i smoked her with a cream slug
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When a well endowed woman hits you across the face with one of her boobs.
I went in for a motorboat, but got jug slugged instead.
She turned around so quick, she gave me a jug slug.
I love me some big titties, but I was afraid of getting knocked out by a jug slug.
The feeling you get after eating way too much bacon in a single meal. Usually occurs at a breakfast buffet.
It was so good at the time and I had to have more, but now I feel like a complete bacon slug.
Similar to acts such as the wet willy. Termed a "slug", this act is a trick played on another person in which you drag your fully extended tongue across a portion of the unsuspecting victims bare skin, leaving a slime trail.
Ewwww I hate it when you give me a slug when I'm trying to sleep! (the phrase slug lick isn't used to describe the act)
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When you take your date to a movie and place your erect penis into the popcorn box, full of butter and kernels . When they take too long to reach your penis , it is now a shriveled up , soft and slug like .
“By the time she finally ate all the popcorn she reached my butter slug at the bottom of the box “
The act of a third party member masturbating two erect males whose penis' are touching by their tips. The handjob giver will slide his hand in a horizontal motion from the end of one penis to the other. This act is usually accompanied by the use of a water-based lubricant and great forearm strength by the masturbator. Coined on February 28th in the year of 2010 by the Great Snail, Slug Tugging has since become a National Pastime of all very masculine heterosexual males.
Note: The masturbator cannot be a woman because that would be just pretty fucking gay.
Snail: Hey Faggot Joe, come give me and this attractive non-ethnic, white male a god damn Slug Tug.
Faggot Joe: Yes sir.
Snail: Good bitch.
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