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A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.
Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.
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The gas that stinks like it's time to crap. a.k.a Wind before the storm.
When you drop crap gas, it's time to find a restroom.
One who falls asleep on the toilet
Why is it everytime I walk in the john, the crap napper is snoring in the handicap stall, yo?
Diarrhea from hell so firery and violent that you scream in pain.
Friend: “how was your date last night”
Me: “good? We hit up taco bell”
Friend: “uh oh”
Me: “yea I had the screaming craps in the middle of the night”
When you go out to the mailbox hoping for some interesting mail, but only end up with ads from local stores
I walked outside today hoping to get a letter from Grandma, but when I opened up the mailbox, there was only crap mail from the furniture store.
The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.