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A less extreme version of the exclamation, "shit on a shingle" used by the writers of Twisted Toyfare Theatre.
Person 1: I had sex with your mom.
Person 2: Well crap in a hat.
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The gas that stinks like it's time to crap. a.k.a Wind before the storm.
When you drop crap gas, it's time to find a restroom.
when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.
PARIS : That was a shit mix...
JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...
PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....
------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------
*dj plays shit mix*
PARIS : WTF was that?
JAE : Crap salad.
The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.
Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.
The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.
Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."
crap biscuit is a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit biscuit when being overly vulgar and offensive is out of the question or is unwanted
oh crap biscuit i just lost my money to a pop machine
crap biscuit my dog ate my homework last night
The only way to ride the coaster is to get covered in crap head to toe.
Oh wait, you're already on the crap coaster;
Shit.