nose meal

substance consumed up the nose that makes you feel so good you want to lick the plate to compliment the chef

yoooo bruh, i just had a hefty nose meal, was way better than that carvery at Toby's last week

Nose Breath

The air that comes out of a person's nostrils.

Ew, quit blowing your nose breath on me!

A Rodent Nose

The unintended, slight protrusion of stool from the rectum when a bowel movement is pending and no restroom is readily available.

Chad: Man, do I gotta take a crap!
Ken: Really bad?
Chad: Uh yeah. I'm having a rodent nose!
Ken: Jeez!

nickel nose

Cheap ass

My Husband is such a nickel nose with our money.

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Nose Tackle

A winning play in the fart game. To fart in someone's general direction on purpose. Literally, to fart in someone's face.

Neal got me with a nose tackle, I had my mouth open and everything.

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tip nosed

high upper class, looks down on common folk. someone who is rich and knows it,

You'd probably prefer some tip nosed fancy restaurant like McDonalds or something...

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Greek Nose

A nose that was broken while falling in the shower. Origins: A Greek kid fell in the shower and we thought it was funny.

"I like your Greek Nose"
"Did you see that kid with that Greek Nose?"

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