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To be basic. Recently becoming ever more popular because of what Eleanor said in the Netflix show, The Good Place. If someone tells you this, they either don’t like you, or they are really close to you.
You know what? I am sick and tired of you! And you know why? Ya basic!
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The worst possible homo sapian ever to be created. They will steal your money, use dog filter, and cryig emoji. If you see this species, stay away. They will sleep with you and leave with your wallet, car, and Desktop PC.
WALKING THROUGH THE STREET
BASIC GIRL: Hey your cute
YOU: hOlY fUcK tHoT dEtEcTeD
CALLS 911
911 OPERATOR: 911, whats your emergency?
YOU: T H O T I N B O U N D
911 OPERATOR: OH SHIT REAL DANGER
COP: B E G O N E T H O T!!!!!!
BASIC GIRL: D a M n
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A basic bitch is
-another term for a follower
-the same as ever other girl(basic)
*name brand whore
*treats everyone like she's better because she's like the popular girl
*refuses to talk to anyone who doesn't look like her clone
(Basic bitch aka cady heron from mean girls, you know how she basically turns into Regina George just like the rest of the high school tries to. Aka BASIC)
*think of your favorite product, like headphones for Xbox for example: there are the basic pairs that are obviously cheapest and then you have a moderate pair, them you have a super nice expensive pair, and then there is that special edition pair... Think of a basic bitch as the cheapest most blan boring unfunctional pair.
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stands for bad kid basic. refers to players on call of duty 4, and call of duty world at war that do not have a 'turtle beach' or after-market microphone....so their mic is 'basic'. it is not always intended as an insult because most everyone has the standard mic
Johnny: Hahha you fucking suck! I heard you coming around that corner with my turtle beach....bitch!
Ronny: Oh, well I dont have a cool, expensive mic.
Johnny: What a fucking bk basic!
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A proprietary programming language developed by Microsoft to allow lazy people to code programs that only run a little bit more slowly than raytracing a detailed environment on a hand-operated processor.
C++ Programmer: Hey man! What are you programming?
Visual Basic Programmmer: I'm writing something to find all the music tracks on my computer and write their file paths into an m3u playlist.
C++ Programmer: Wow! How long have you been working on that?? It sounds really intense!
Visual Basic Programmer: 10 minutes.. and I'll be done in another 5.
Perl Programmer: *walks in* Hey guys, look at this! I wrote a script to find all the music tracks on my computer and write them to an m3u playlist in a little bit less than 90 seconds!
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To be a Basic Bitch, you simply need some or all of the following:
1) No drive, ambition or fight in you. You're happy to coast through life, doing basic things, having basic things and going basic places.
2) You're scared, you're scared of what everyone thinks about you. You couldn't possible do, be, sound, dress or act different to everyone else because you're too scared of what people think.
3) You're a follower. You're unoriginal, you copy what everyone else wears, you go to where everyone else goes, you do what everyone else does, because again, you're too scared of what everyone else thinks.
4) You think you're better than everyone else. You have no class or sophistication.
5) Desperate for attention? Desperate for approval?... Basic Bitch.
6) You have no game! You're unable to talk to a member of the opposite sex, unless you know them. We all have moments of being shy, but if you never try, you'll never know, so you'll always be basic.
A Basic Bitch is NOT restricted to gender.
"He/she is still doing the same shit? Damn, what a Basic Bitch"
Me: "Hey, let's do something different tonight!"
You: "Nah, let's just go back to the same place as before"
Me: "You're such a basic bitch"
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Similar to Basic Bitch but 20 years later. Includes yoga fascination, after school snacks, and the "mom" haircut. Can usually be found driving an SUV and sporting a top-of-the-line outdoor jacket. Sipping Starbucks and listening to Micheal Buble or Josh Groban is optional.
#sorrynotsorry
Headliner: "West Van Mom becomes Basic Mom
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