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Similar to honeymoon phase but in the business world. Its the short period after someone leaves a business to start their own business, or the original business changes hands. It is characterized by better quality and more expensive toilet paper. It usually ends after a short time when the new owner/boss decides that it was important to cut costs and comfort. It is a symbolization of how a new owner thinks the people working there deserve better until they turn into the same kind of boss they replaced.
I looked forward to when Adam bought the business from his dad Mike, but after the soft toilet paper phase it became the same old grind
a phase that teenagers (12-16 year olds) go through where they mistakenly believe that ben shapiro is the godfather of reason and sense in part due to the masturbatory titles shapiro posts on his own videos such as "BeN sHaPiRo DESTROYS LiBeRaL (18 year old college freshman)" wItH "FaCts AnD lOgIc"
17 year old high school student: Man, I remember back in my early days of high school I believed Ben Shapiro's words were gospel. It took me 3 whole years before realizing he's full of horseshit
Friend: Sounds like you've successfully escaped the ben shapiro phase. Congrats on your maturation
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The "Emo years" usually lasting from age 12-16. This phase includes dyeing hair, feeling like no one understands you and listening to punk rock or punk rock music from 1990-2009. These little shits can be found at hot topic or sitting alone outside with earbuds in and hair hanging over their eyes.
"Do you want to hang out with Mark?"
"No, he just started the 7th grade emo phase and won't go outside to achieve pasty pale skin."
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when something is done or said to someone and it has no effect on them.
Karla: that's why I cheated on you with Antwan, he been fucked my pussy!
Keshawn: that's ok you still my side hoe that shit don't phase me.
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a HUGE boulder made of opium that is planning to be blown up by bad boy daniels. Once it explodes, everyone will die except for people with the name Stanley. So in conclusion, its a plan to have all of the Stanley's take over and rule the earth.
haven't you heard on the news? opium boulder phase 1 is set to happen tomorrow night!
A person who just graduated high school/college student who tries to act like an adult, but still behaves like a high-schooler. They usually tend to use large words, pretending to have a large vocabulary because they think that it makes them look smart and impressive. Tend to think they know everything. (hint-the whole cast of "Real World")
"What, is Josh still trippin because he is in his Post-Adolescent-Idealistic Phase?"
-Clueless
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The time after the pointless teen years in which a young person develops what are called "standards" and "morals." It is a time in which eyes are opened and "The Truth" suddenly becomes clear.
Usually beginning when one enters college, said young person reads deep literature, searches for the meaning of life, and listens to college radio, all the while secretly becoming even more confused than when he/she was an lame 16 year old.
The Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase usually entails naive 18-20something year olds upholding hopeful, yet unrealistic morals. Often, utopian dreams can be confused for "The Truth."
After the phase has ended, the young person must beware becoming highly hypocritical and/or jaded once life has slapped them around a bit.
"Is Josh giving you shit because he going through his post-adolescent idealistic phase?"
Dionne on Josh, "Clueless"
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