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The map everyone wants to play in CoD Black Opps rarely occurs but when the the Choice is Nuke Town pubescent teens jizz their pants. Most frequent guns used on this map are the Famas, Ak-47 Ak-74u and the Commando because noobs cant use any other gun then those four to get high kill streaks. Every time a chopper gunner is used in Nuke Town a small African Child dies from hunger when you lazy mother fuckers camp for it.
Nuke Town 24-7 is when the shit goes down if you find your friends after the weekend. If they smell like shit and have sweat under their arms you know one thing they were busy Jerking off and playing 24-7 Nuke Town at the same time for the whole weekend.
Nuke Town is the leading cause of Obesity and Erectile Dysfunction in America
Ryan: Ohhhhhhhh holy shit holy shit its Nuke Town FAPFAPFAPFAP
Richard: Calm down its only a game
Ryan: Wtf are you talking about bro i am super serious about this game if we don't win we will all die
Richard: What ever you say
"Nuke Town gets vetoed"
Ryan Noooooooo My life is over FUCKKKKKKK i Hate my life Bang* Bang* thud
Matt: Hey you want to go out drinking tonight and Bang my hot girlfriend Frank ?
Frank: no i cant 24-7 Nuke Town is during this weekend and I am not going to leave my seat for three days Faping to it while i use my famas
Matt: Ok brother i guess more secks for me
Billy: Arrrrrrg i hate this 15th prestige no life with the gold famas hes ruining my fapping time with Nuketown
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Take a massive and intestinal destroying shit in the fridge, like, Pringles can sized shit in the fridge
Dave just had to Nuke the Fridge in my apartment
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a hot dog cooked in the microwave
Dude1: "man, I'm starved but I just have 5 minutes till my meeting..."
Dude2: "cook yourself some nuke dogs then, 2 minutes prep-time and you'll be ok for a while!"
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Although the Tactical nuke is know mostly from the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2" it is an actual weapon of mass destruction, or WMD. The tactical nuke, in lay men's terms, is a nuclear weapon able to be used in many different situations. The technically correct term for a tactical nuke is a Tactical Nuclear Weapon (TNW).
The brothers and sisters of the TN are the gravity bomb, short range missiles, artillery shells, land mines, depth charges, and torpedos. Also in this category are SAM's.
The bomb droped on Hiroshima at the end of World War II was equal in power to that of a tactical nuke.
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A fart so loud and smelly it can cause death
His fart nukes are so bad he killed his best friend's father!
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A monster hard on that never seems to end, until it's too late.
Damn! This trouser nuke's about to blow!
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Slang for microwaving chinese take out food.
Guy 1:Hey man I'm hungry got anything to eat?
Guy 2:Dont worry I'll go nuke the chinese.
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