Oh my Cod

A statement expressed when super excited, super sad, super happy,super scared, super shocked, super mad, or just Super. The word Cod replaces the word God so you wont feel evil using the the Lords name a billion times a day....

1. "Oh my Cod, did you get my keys?"

"OMC, calm, down I have them."

2. "Oh my Cod, don't shit there!!!"

3. As the girl sits and cries. She says, "oh my Cod,, Oh my Cod,,, Why did he break up with me?"

Oh My Lmao

Oh My Lmao (OML) A word used to describe the most hilarious moments.

It can be used when you cannot find a word for most funny moments in your life or moments with uncontrollable laugh.

Oh my lmao! (Oml!) S/he just fell of that chair.
Oh my lmao! (Oml!) S/he sat on a gum.

oh my geurd

OH MY GEURD

When you want to say ‘oh my god’ but decide to change it up so you sound like a pigeon

Person 1: AHH!
Person 2: What’s with you?
Person 1: I WON THE 50/50, OH MY GEURD, OH MY GEURD

Oh My Hooves

"Oh My Goodness!" on another level. Not necessarily pertaining or related to a specific species of Equus caballus.

"Oh My Hooves" this party is off the chain.

Oh My Ellen

An alternative to the widely used "oh my god". Used by those that follow the Ellen Degeneres movement.

Oh my ellen he's hot

Oh My Gah!

"Oh My Gah" Is the correct way of spelling the way Jessica Simpson says "Oh My God". It's the perfect way to be surprised about something without using God's name in vein.

Casey: "Jessica they're teabagging!"
Jessica: "Oh my gah!"

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oh my cow

an exclamation of surprise

origin: "Oh my cow" began at a strict religious school in Florida when a student received demerits for saying "Holy cow!" Cows apparently were not holy to them.

Oh my cow! You're kidding me! No Way!

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