NATIONAL FART DAY
the day you can rip ass with out ANY judgement!
october 22
"hey big sexy it's national rip ass day!" *toots*
National throw a pumpkin at someone day!
Friend 1: *throws pumpkin at friend 2*
Friend 2: why did you do that?
Friend 1: because it’s October 22
Girl: Hey!
Boy: Hey! It’s October 22 so that means that we have to take pictures!
Girl: Yes for sure!
Boy: Come on Gf!
Girl: Ok bf!
Only the uglies guys are born in this day, they usually have perms and try to act gangsters and they’re probably players
Her: ew!
Him: what?
Her: your born in October 22🤢
Him: ok and?
Her: you have a perm your ugly and your a player? Haha imagine
On this date, the best person has been born. He is a person that i love very much, and i hope one day he will love me back. The man's name starts with the letter F. Hi F, if you are reading this, it means this is meant for you
: Hey, what date is it?
; October 22, why?
: Oh, it's the best person's birthday!!
The most baddest, amazing and creative person is born on this day.
"Jessie is born on October 22. She must be quite creative."
Slap your shortest best friend
Average height friend :imma slap you
Short friend:why
Average height friend :because its October 22
"Slaps"
Short friend:ohh