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Where you are when answering cell phone call in the bathroom at work. A distinct 'echo' can be heard by the caller that gives away that you're sitting in a bathroom stall. This term is more appropriate,...and funnier, than telling the caller that you are sitting on the toilet.
"Hi Celeste, how are you?"
"I'm sitting here working in my second office."
Someone who has consumed enough alcohol to become somewhat violent or giddy in the work space, anyone who discover this will instantly hate this person as they were not invited to participate.
This word can be both an insult or complement.
Who is laughing so much... oh hehe its Jill she's the office drunk, love her.
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Who threw that laptop across the room?
It was Bill he's such an office drunk, I hate him...
that one guy in west side story
officer krupke is a police officer.
term used in financial service centers,where employees are sitting in cubicles and the method of communication is chatting. An office slurp occurs when one is sending a juicy,and kinky joke or gossip (please not confuse with unfunny and uninteresting rumors that old office hags spread) via chat,and the receiver has to laugh,but so that the others (company mushrooms,yes-men or office ogres) around should not notice that. Therefore (s)he is making a slurping sound effect to cover the vicious laughing.
Friend: Hey,Have you heard that Marc has a fake pussy in his backpack??
Other Friend: ssssssssllllllllluuurp (sound effect) That s what I call a real office slurp!
n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.
If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
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Related to Desk envy. A patient suffering from office envy will when walking into an office of another company feel overwhelmed with a sense of envy. He or she will be found staring or touching the large well- proportioned desks, big round, beautifully curved meeting tables and soft shaggy carpets.
Having seen these large, massive desks, curved tables and soft carpeting he or she will be thinking about them all the time and comparing them to their own smaller, uglier and bad-proportioned office, leading to office envy.
Herb clearly suffers from office envy, every time he walks into a client's meeting room he forgets about the sales and can't keep his hands off the furniture.
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A college admissions officer at a selective college which rejects more applicants than it accepts.
"Hey so did you get in Johns Hopkins?"
"No I got rejected. Their meanest omissions officer must have read my application.
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