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I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".

I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.

by QuacksO November 10, 2024


No milk today

No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".

I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 16, 2023


Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.

Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.

by xMinister February 10, 2022


Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz

This very obnoxious term is used to describe a g-mod (Garry's mod) creation which is skibidi toilet, while also combining a lot of brain rot terms which children usually find amusing, and fun to watch.

Wait hold on Guys this game mode is literally grimace ohio skibidi toilet and duke dennis did you pray today gyatt level 3 gyat rizz! (About G-mod)

by KAN3AN June 9, 2024

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I killed a man today

a silly activity done by a silly fella (recent past)

person 1: "I killed a man today"
person 2: "sounds fun"

by 42621051 January 6, 2024


have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023


not today

Being tired, do not feel desire, being done, being free.

A : Come on !
B : Not today...

A : Please...
B : I'm free to say "Not today..."

by polivebrsk January 23, 2017