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Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.
"You know what, not today turd!"
A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
Chorus: (singing): “800-588-2300, Empire Today!”
Something a person says to trick themselves into thinking the day isn't going to turn out horribly. It will. No one can stop it. Not even steve.
Or used for sarcasm when something bad happens to lighten the mood.
*yawns* 'Todays going to be a good day' -dog shits on the bed-
When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.
I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.
a thick ass girl thats like to tank boiz
ayo she be lookin thicc today b
did you wash your az today
something you say in a group chat to change the conversation topic when =
to avoid an unwanted topic
when no one cares about the previous topic
when someone says something that kills the prior conversation
to quickly move on from a topic where everyone's uncomfortable
user a = hey guys, today I found a penny on the ground! I'm the luckiest dude alive!
*whole group chat stays silent for a while*
user b = anyways, what did you guys have for lunch today?