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a different and more attention grabbing way of saying, "calm down," or "take a chill pill," or calm your balls"
George-"OMG that is definitely my shirt you're wearing "
Meg- "George, calm your sack, it's not even a big deal"
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It is when one recieves felatio after anal sex to assist with cleaning of the brown stains.
John said to wendy "i demand a little calm after the storm" just after wendy had an explosion of violent diarrohea while he was fucking her hard in the arse.
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When a girl is sexually aroused and wants the D at that very moment and the man is doing something that keeps his mind off her and he says calm your clit
Hot chick: Babe I'm really horny for you rn get in the bed with me..
You: Woah im doing something right now calm your clit bitch
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calm down and stop stressing out. chill out, stop trippin.
"If we don't leave now for the club we won't get in free before 11pm!!"
"Calm your life!...We'll make it."
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This was a phrase invented by a girl named Amy. This is another phrase used for “calm down” but to the extreme. If someone is like really mad and about to explode just say “calm your cheez-itz!” Amy’s (my) friends and family told her it wouldn’t catch on. PROVE THEM WRONG!!
Someone else: I CANT STAND YOU! YOU STINK!
You: woah. Calm your cheez-itz!
What you say when somebody gets over-hyper and starts jabbering on and on, or uses their outdoor voice on a subject you personally think is undeserving of the effort or don't really care to hear the whole story about. Say to somebody who starts sweating profusely while talking.
Example #1
Joe: "Look, I told you not to play my ps3. You always scratch the discs and never put them back in..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. Damn. I wasn't anywhere near it."
Example #2
Jenkins: "I just wanted you to come out for a beer, but no. You had to leave me hanging by myself and I got kicked out of the bar and..."
You: "Calm down, James Brown. I had my own shit to deal with."
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It is the definer of the 21st century. It is the process in which you smoke on the medicinal, flavorfal, mexmorizable wackey tobackey. your average buisness-folk (so i dont get sued) is wond tight in an average day. Taking part in any "Keep Calm and Smoke(ing) Kush" activity releases tension, enabling common-folk to chill out, keep calm, smoke kush, rather than keep calm and, kill everyone. and government thinks this is negatable? Hahaha, Bless your Soul. you really think your in control?
guy 1, "Man, i think it's time i kill my co-workers. they steam me up-"
guy 2, "Bro! just keep calm and smoke kush. steams yourself up buddy."