Listen up bitch, here's the sitch.

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.

Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

Listen up here ya fat cunt

An overused CowbellyTV joke

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt

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I only listen to real music

What edgy emo 13 year olds listen too, usually shit bands such as TOP, p!atd, etc

I only listen to real music - twentyonecrybabiesatthediscoCx

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January 22 national listen to music day

Well today's the day you fall off a building listening to music, or just listen to music to express your feelings

1:Hey today's January 22 national listen to music day!

2:And?

1:That's means to listen to my music today a haha!!

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Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening

This is used when someone doesn't want to talk to someone anymore and is in the first stage of walking away. It is usually used with a hand wave with the palm of the hand faced towards but not connecting with the talkee's face.

This is in reference to and sometimes follows Talk to the hand

Brad - But Honey, Angelina was just a phase...
Jennifer - {Hand Wave} Talk to the butt cause the hand ain't listening. {Cue walking away}

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You listen about as well as a lame dog.

"It means you don’t listen."

"You listen about as well as a lame dog."
"It means you don’t listen."
-Jason

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

1. an invitation to cease "talking to the hand" and instead commence talking to the face, as the hand is no longer listening.

talk to the face cause the hand ain't listening

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