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Dumb shit you don't remember saying or doing.
Orlando went to McDonald's drive through at 2 am and ordered 40 chicken mcnuggets that he didn't remember eating. Classic Orlando
Anything to do with the butthole
Hey Bob, do you want to see my Orlando circus?
orlando likes guys and is a big LGBTQIA+ activist he loves his boyfriend lewis and kisses him while watching anime
person: guys i saw orlando N at the gay pride parade
Orlando N: yes i kissed a guy
everyone: we know
a black dude who girls think they gotta avoid because of the shit they heard about him. he’s a pretty cool guy and his friends are man thots too.
orlando jones is kinda cute but he a city boy :(
When one who creates chaos amongst others ends up losing the game in which he created.
I’m kind of a big deal in the sales dept. here at “Soulmate’s R Us” but I don’t understand why I’ll be spending Thanksgiving alone again. Must be an “Orlando Thing”
When you are having sex with a woman and ask her to call you daddy in her native language and she calls you daddy in another language
I asked a girl to call me daddy in Spanish but she dirty Orlando me
The Orlando Eye is the action, of poking your sexual partners eyes, farting repeatedly in his/her's face, and then proceeding to throw off her skyscraper.
Timmy: Yo Mark, did you hear what I did with Becky last night?
Mark: No, what did you do with Becky last night?
Timmy: She got the ole orlando eye treatment!