own the libs

To inflict significant harm upon oneself, or significantly benefit the libs, out of a misguided attempt at spite. The word "own" is short for "owngoal".

After Dr. Seuss's estate decided to withdraw four of his books, the right responded by buying large amounts of Dr. Seuss books to own the libs.

Herman Cain died of COVID to own the libs.

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own bones

to be amazing and astounding; to rock

Man, this party is gonna own bones!

owns a boat

to have a small penis

Liz: I found out Bill has a small penis.

Brittany: How do you know? He doesnt own a porsche or anything.

Liz: I was at the dock the other day and I saw that he owns a boat.

getting owned

Getting beaten at something usually in a big or humiliating way.. also known as getting your ass handed to you

Billy thought it was funny to slap Belindas' ass until she turned around and kicked him in the nuts. All of his friends were laughing and yelling that he was getting owned by her as she gave him a beating.

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i own

something commonly seen under comments on pictures, use by children, 11-15 on bebo, in Baton Rouge.

noonie:i own dis pic......it get off
quan:you get it sweetie

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pre-owned

a euphemism for those who do not like the term 'second-hand'.

He has a pre-owned car. He has just bought it from his friend.

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Economically owned

An expression in which the economy has inflicted a bad thing on someone even though it was not the economy's fault.

*John gets his character in a game headshot*

John: Oh my god, I just got economically owned!

Mike: Well, the economy is to be blamed for this.

John: What the fu** does the economy have to do with this?

Mike: I don't fu***** know, just accept that you got economically owned.

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