Prime Time Sun. The act of tanning between the hours of 10am and 2pm for maximum sun exposure.
Bro, wanna go down the shore for some PTS?
"peaceful thoughts" -- the email sign-off of James Moody, an American sociologist who is excessively chill via email. If you got an email from Jim with "PTs" below the signature and didn't understand...well now you do.
Hi Karen,
I'll get that feedback to you soon. Sorry...busy day with grant app deadlines.
PTs,
PTS means Peep The story (look at such and suchs story on social media)
Yo I just got the new modern warfare PTS.
When you’re late or just too lazy, you take a PTS shower.
PTS stands for - Pits, Tits, Ass
Mom : You’re late for school Bertha !
Bertha : Okay mom, imma take a PTS and I’ll be coming downstairs
An ultra-relaxed state.
Man 1: yo dude you look really relaxed.
Man 2: yeah, I’m just PT Chilling.
A condition where a person cannot eat any spicy food.
"yo bro do you want a Jalapeño"
"nah man i got PTS (Pussy Tongue Syndrome) "
1. God is dead
2. Maybe God is not dead
3. No no God is 100% dead... I checked
4. Always Bully Weebs and Furrys
5. Stan Lunar
6. No Boomers
7. Ignore Rule 5
8. No K-pop
9. No Zoomers
10. Careful of the Moderators
11. Refer to rule 17
12. No nudity (in public servers) (do what you want)
13. If you are under 13 your not, you are 13 until you are 14
14. cats rule the internet and soon will rule the world (again egypt y you not worship cat no more?)
15. Don't Die
16. I drop kicked that child in self defence
18. Arson is only acceptable on orphanages
19. You must have pictures to prove your statements
20. Nothing is Sacred apart from what is sacred
21. You will never have sex
22. The cake is a lie
23. Fried pineapple is a sin
24. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND
25. The government, The CIA, Everything is a lie
26. The governments out to get ya, the NSA is out to get ya, and bet two $19 fortnite gifts cards I'm out to get ya.
27. Nevermind your boring I take it back
28. The Rick Roll is advancing
29. Refer to rule 1
30. ThatVeganTeacher is a lie
Written by CanBeChucky
"The Rules of Discord"
The Rules of Discord (Pt 1)
They Shall not be Tampered with.
- Sun Tzu "The Art of War"