passed out, comatose, blackout, unconscious, over-relaxed, wiped
I panned out after Christmas dinner, slept like a baby
6π 2π
When someone poops themself while wearing tights.
Jim: How was your dance recital last night?
Dave: It was going great until I peter-panned. I should've peter-planned.
9π 4π
Describes how smashed you got the previous night. Often times, you forgot what you did, where you were, or in extreme cases your own identity.
"Buddy! Baghettos! Wholly fuck did I go on a pan shitter last night! Major headache today!"
9π 4π
Fans of the Christian Rock band Skillet
"Me and some other Pan Heads are headed to a Skillet concert this weekend!"
17π 10π
A human turd so massive, that it literally fills the entire base of the toilet pan leaving no water showing at all.
Weighing in at a minimum of a pound and a half and having the same volume as a coconut .....if it was made from a pile of sausages.
Usually the result of eating a large amount of meat protein and starchy vegetables followed by extended periods of sitting and resisting the urge to defecate - truck or taxi drivers, gamers etc - which compounds the end product.
Me: "honey, where his the plunger?"
My wife: "under the kitchen sink, why?"
Me: "I've done a pan filler and it won't flush properly"
two βstraightβ dudes shove the pointy part of pans up their buttholes then high five each other with the flat part of the pan that is sticking out. (Robert helped create this)
Robbie friend that dry humped a hamster : dude letβs have pan sex
Robbie: We should that would give a break
Verb.
To stick something in the pan. The process of becoming stuck to a pan. To be stuck to a pan. If you wish to be stuck to a pan, you must first stick it in the pan.
"Shtick it in the pan hai"
"Stick it in the pan"
"Shicki ina wok" (Chinese)