jap pap strap

A unique, strap on, double sided dildo used in Japanese porn. The curved, erect dildo that doubles as a pussy/ass plug, is enhanced with an inside vibrator in order to for the wearer of the jap pap strap to also be satisfied as they're pounding away.

Higgins' mother got so wet while catching him masturbating that she fixed on her jap pap strap and surprised his ass with a rubber cock right as she herself flooded the other end.

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pap smeller

somebody who sniffs their own behind or excretion. Person who usually does this is Micheal Berry of OLSJ. He has flubbery lips and hairs in unusual places.

Mick berry the pap sniffer of OLSJ IN bLABKBURN. hE HAS A SERIOUS ADDICTION TO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN SHITE AND IS A REJECT OF SOCIETY. NOBODY LIKES AN ASS SNIFFER. GET IT!!!!

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Ur pap trap

Worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian or ur granny tranny

“Ur mom gay lol”
“Ur dad lesbian”
“ Yea but ur pap trap”

Pap-en-Fus

A unit of measurement, approx. 6 inches in length and 3 inches in girth.

or

A very nosey person, a person with a large nosey.

Gosh dear, you stretched me to a pap-en-fus!

Wowser, billy bob sure is being pap-en-fus today... always putting his pap-en-fus where it doesn't belong!

Lone Paps Syndrome

When a person believes he is cool and surrounded by uncool cats. He prefers to hang around in his house talking about imaginary adventures that cool people would have. He cannot bear to hang out with real people and realize that he is uncool so he spends his days in solitary confinement. Normally they do not have any friends because they never seem to find someone as cool as them.

Andres: Alan let's go to the club with your friends

Alan: No, I hate going to the club with all my lame friends to meet ugly girls, I'm way better than everyone else. I would rather hang out with myself talking about how cool i am

Andres: you have lone paps syndrome, ill go hangout with real people instead

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pap smear test

a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.

The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.

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pap out

to sell out, not be true to the game, to sketch or scheme out, to bail

"Stop pappin' out and finish your beer" or "He's gonna pap out and leave early"

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