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The Limpafa Paradox is a 21st century paradox, stating that the meaning of the word Limpafa has no meaning.
“I understand what you mean, but it is like the Limpafa paradox.”
When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.
I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.
the theoretical economic problem which is "if someone kills Hitler then goes back to 2022 there would be an override of people either to many rich or to many homeless, it could cause economics to crash, people freak out some time ants would be stepped on etc." The 2 options 1 kill a lot of people or 2 kill yourself if you kill yourself you don't have to deal with it if you kill a lot of people it will equal it out
have you ever heard of the war paradox
A person (probably an Incel) that frequently talks about their past sexual experiences, so that other participants of a conversation do know that in fact the person in question had sex
Person 1: man he’s been going on about his date from last month. He can’t stop talking about how he fucked her.
Person 2: sounds like a Virgin Paradox to me.
The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox
Named after the marketing guru:where a product you think is popular and everyone you know thinks it's popular, once stated,within a week it is taken off the shelves due to lack of sales.
Johnny:Wow. I love the new chocolate biscuits,everybody I know is buying them
One week later:
Jane: I see the hinsheri paradox is at work.your biscuits,you love so much have been discontinued.bummer dude
When someone changes their appearance and name to the point of becoming completely unrecognizable.
1: Hey, what’s your name?
2: I’m Xen.
1: That didn’t help at all, thanks.
2: We met last year… I’m Previous Name.
1: OH, sorry, Xen Paradox.