Cockblock Patrol

Found at school dances, more commonly the Homecoming dance. They consist of a not so elite group of annoying parents, teachers etc who will try to separate people from grinding, but eventually will get overwhelmed by the amount of people grinding, and give up. They will usually prey on smaller schools because there wont be as many students.

Student1: Why arent you dancing?
Student2: The cockblock patrol is at their peak of their patrol. Give me thirty minutes and ill be out there.

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Thot patrol

a group of people who, under the direction from his majesty Jason Bourne, rid this world of the filth known as thots

thot: lets bang
guy: * takes out phone and dials 119
guy: i have thot here
*thot patrol comes in through the roof and windows and blow aformentioned

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tonsil patroling

When the person recieving the blowjob, reach the back on the tonsils, and either holds the mouth their or ejaculates while the penis is completely down here throat.

Young Jeezy- Song: Tear that pussy up: "I got the tool in her throat, I'm just tonsil patroling man"

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Bitch Patrol

The act of getting over a thousand beautiful bitches, it is performed by finding your friends in the club and saying Bitch Patrol

Alexander the Rainbow , Alan G and Rich are on a bitch patrol

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gash patrol

when one or more person goes out driving or out at night in search of women for sex.

yo ryan im board and im horny and i have got a full tank of petrol lets go on gash patrol.

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nissan patrol

A price of crap cheaply made underpowered weak drivetrain pretend 4X4 that is no match for the almighty king of the road "Toyota Landcruiser"

Mate, I can't believe you bought a nissan patrol.

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Cool Patrol

When an awesome event has happened or an awesome site has been seen

Sara- "Dude did you see the comet?!"
Jaimee- " Ya!"
Ben- " No."
Sara and Jaimee- " IT WAS SO COOL PATROL!"

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