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Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.
dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??
dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!
Despite being only a few years old, the newest NBA team made the playoffs their second year and operate under the should-be MVP Anthony Davis and his sidekick point guard Jrue Holiday A truly badass team
"Who is your favorite team broh?"
"My favorite team is that new badass New Orleans Pelicans team with the unibrow wonder A. Davis"
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One who drinks too much alcohol while smoking too much marijuana and begins to think he/she knows it all when he/she actually does not have a clue what they are talking about.
Every time you get completely wasted you are such a toad eating pelican.
It mean suck my long dick, and be offended because you can really suck my pelican -Kenzie Bushe
To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.
Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.
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the situation in which a pelican like figure slips through your child's bedroom window on a warm night and attempts to steal your coke, but is too high to realise he is infact just stealing your salt
"We just got Pelican cocained! "
"No. We didn't. He took the actual coke"
"Fuck"
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Sharing vomit with your partner as part of a sexual encounter.
Pelican Kissing is an example of tasteless sex
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