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1. A gym penguin is a subspecies of gym rat. The gym penguin does lots of dead lifts, bench presses and leg presses at the gym, but does nothing else because he thinks cardio and flexibility training are "faggotry." As a result of his training imbalances, his neck disappears and he cannot extend his legs normally or walk fully lower his arms. Instead he must waddle along bowlegged with his arms sticking out, but only for short distances as he is quickly winded.
Gym penguins also tend to evolve loose guts from over-reliance on weight lifting belts, so beware their incontinence.
They tend to huddle with others of their kind and communicate via a strange gasping quacks as most are mouth breathers.
2. The term gym penguin can also be appropriately applied to any 20 year old who cannot touch his toes
3. Female gym penguins while exceedingly rare can be easily identified by their shortened necks
Examples:
1. "Damn Bryce, you need to do some yoga or something, or you will turn into a straight up gym penguin"
2. Woman 1: "Shit Keri, I thought you said Chad was cute!"
Woman 2: "Yeah, he was, but now he's fucked—like where's his neck?!—I'm not trying to fuck no penguin!"
3. Man 1 : "Dude check out my pecs I rule! I own you!"
Man 2 : "yeah, Jared, now let me see you pick up that pencil—you can't can you, you damn penguin!"
4. Woman 1: Wow, I thought Kristy was really gonna get in shape but she's doing it wrong now she just looks fucked up
Woman 2: "It's scary, she has, like, no neck!
Women 1: "Yeah, gross! let's ask her what's she's doing so we can stay the hell away from it! I wanna get cut, but I don't wanna penguin out"
Where is Joann? She in her room, walking the penguin.
When two males acknowledge having hooked up with the same female but not performing sexual intercourse. They never entered the igloo but merely explored the vast tundra much like a penguin.
Bro #1 "Dude did you bang that chick last night?"
Bro #2 "nah dude... I only got to 3rd base"
Bro #1 "me too! Penguin brothers!"
When a male gets a little bit too exited when he's talking to a very beautiful girl and accidentally cums prematurely. By having wet pants, the male usually walks in a weird manner resembling a penguins method of walking.
joe:hey mary girl i always loved.
mary: your so fine i want you inside me now!!
joe: really!!!!!
mary: yes
joe:** FUCK i prematurely cummed myself!!
(in a distance)
Tom: hey billy, look at that looser kid, he has a wet penguin.
Billy: hahaha i bet he wont ever get laid.
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A game that today's 6 year olds won't get to play :(
Club Penguin was my childhood since kindergarten, and now it's gone
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A skype penguin is a penguin full of choclatey goodness who skypes egyptian uncles while talking to a ravneet = a person who believe they are black and enjoys eating zebra naan daily.
"omg look at that chocolatey Skype Penguin!"
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When the emoji is included, it will automatically devaluate any sentences that went before it; each sentences must include a <(") to the end of the sentence (whether before or after the period) to mark it "useless".
This emoji on it's own is widely used by Vietnamese social media, and is used to either mark the sentence as sarcasm, joke, sarcasm joke, and anything inbetween; with the only exception is for the "I'm always lie" phrase, which devaluate the emoji instead.
(rewritten and submitted due to the emoji crashes the site, for some reasons)
For example: haha I'm a pro Hitler
to mark the sentence as "sarcasm" then just add a *the penguin emoji* at the end of it
Haha I'm pro Hitler <(")
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