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A school located in Williamsport Pennsylvania where guys standards drop within the first couple of weeks of class and the average girl becomes a god.
If you see 10 guys and 1 girl hanging out you know you've reach the campus.
"Dude, what did I do?!"
"You had your Pennsylvania College of Technology goggles on last night"
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When three or more venereal warts grow in a straight line on the shaft of a penis. Not to be confused with an Oklahoma biscuit.
That skank chipped a tooth on my Pennsylvania ridge line so I punched her.
The act of finding a dead deer on the side of the road cutting out its ass then bringing it home to microwave it and preform sexual acts to it
Greg was lonely last night so he got himself a pennsylvania hot pocket
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An alternative method for delivering a baby. When the woman enters into labor the man must engage in sexual intercourse until the baby attaches to the penis, most likely via the mouth, as in a trailer hitch. The baby must then be pulled from the uterus and vagina from the thrusting of the coitus.
DERIVATIVE: When in Pennsylvania, where most solutions must be "MacGuyvered" due to lack of wealth, "Tow trucks" consist of your friend hooking your Ford Focus up to his F150 via a 10 ft. cloth strap, and him driving away while you stay in your vehicle to steer, for safety purposes.
*NOTE: A true Pennsylvania Tow truck will require the umbilical cord to be fully extended followed by a jaunt down the street to show off your new child to the neighbors
There's Carol and Bob, must not be able to afford the doctor as they hired a Pennsylvania Tow truck. That's their 7th child.
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As you pull up to a toll booth on the highway you start to jerk off. When you stop to pay the person your fare, you climax and bust in their face as you proceed to speed away having not paid the toll instead of handing them the money you owe. P.S. this doesn't work with easy pass.
Guy 1: Hey man you got money for tolls today?
Guy 2: Nah but I got it covered. I am going to Pennsylvania Toll Booth which is free and a great way to save money.
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When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass hole and proceeds to fuck her girlfriend doggy style while plowing her face into the semen on her girlfriends ass
There is a storm in the forecast so I am going to call Mary and Kate and start the Pennsylvania Snow Plow
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While you titfuck your girl you are sitting on her face and she licks your ass
I’d like to show her the Pennsylvania Grand Canyon