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A man masturbating using green paint as lubrication.
I just ran to the Home Depot and picked up some green paint so i could go curl the pickle
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A sexual term, similar to dip the wick or fuck. used often in question form. can also be used in as a statement in response to sex inquiries.
Ex 1)
Man: Hey Pam you're hot!!
Pam: you don't look so bad yourself stud.
Man: Mind if i dip the Pickle?
Ex 2)
Buddy1:hey i saw you with Pam, you dip the pickle?
Buddy2:yeah i dipped that shit deep
Buddy3:That a Boy!!
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The pickle dinosaur is also known as pickle the dinosaur which originated from Moriah Elizabeth's YouTube channel. She make many videos where she fixes broken squishies and calles it a squishy makeover. In one episode she fixes a little dinosaur and turned it green. It looked like a pickle therefore she called it pickle the dinosaur. From then on people started liking pickle and he became the most famous squishy she decorated.
1: Have you seen Moriah Elizabeth's videos?
2: Yea ofcouse, why?
1:Name any squishy
2: PICKLE THE DINOSAUR
1 and 2: PICKLE THE DINOSAUR PICKLE THE DINOSAUR
pickle dinosaur
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When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.
Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.
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a pimp so active in his sex life, his penis stays pickled like that of a pickle never having time to dry out.
That Gregg was such a male whore, he became the pickle pimp!
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When you stick your whole hand into a vagina and/or asshole. It would be as if you were reaching into a jar to grab a pickle.
"Come over to my place and I will pickle claw your ass"
"Dude, you've been pickle clawed"
"Dude, this guy broke into my house...Stole all my stuff...Creating a pickle claw situation"
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There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"
person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye
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