Someone who flirts outrageously online, in forums, social networking websites or through IM so they will not crash and burn in real life.
22kewl_x: I don't know what to do, I'm so bored. :(
manabouttown: I can think of a few things. Got a webcam?
22kewl_x: You are such a pixel player. Goodbye.
**22kewl_x has gone offline**
Someone who enjoys sticking stuffed bears in their anus.
"Man Chris sure is a Fluffy Pixel! " "He stuffed a whole Vermont teddy bear up his ass!"
To use very often. (as in using until it heats up)
If i buy a new laptop, i'm going to burn the pixels on it.
When you're dick isn't even as big as a pixel.
"Yo dude, did you see Jerry? He's got a pixel dick"
A word used in the facebook roleplay community to refer to any sexual activity, smut, or flirting with someone roleplaying as a boy. It is commonly used to demean "despos" as it is uncommon for the people writing or playing men to actually have real dicks.
Stop acting like it's normal to drop all your friends and ignore people for some pixel dick.
You bitches are silly asf trying to doxx people over some pixel dick. Half of these dudes aren't even actually dudes OOC lmao
Basically a word used for measuring something on the screen of a monitor, or the size of the monitor's screen itself
Glenn: Shrek's penis is 344 pixels long, or roughly 4 inches long
Peter: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down!
One of the weirdest females you will ever meet. Usually regarded as nonexistent, this type of person often tries to evade any contact, does pixel art, and enjoys deleting things.
As unlovable as this person may be, you can get her to stop avoiding you (as long as you're straight) using lots of real love.
Her main hobbies often consist of hugging herself, lurking in the chat, and hating on gay people. She is very vulnerable to insults, and will silently hate you overtime if you continue being a dick to her.
Pixels are also known as the smallest part of a display, and that's what she often feels: very insignificant when alone.
That pixel girl over there is nice.
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Bypasser: You're gay.