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One of the results of playing the "name game" with the popular phrase "fuckin skanks" (from the My New Haircut video).
1. It can be used in place of "fuckin skanks" to reference anyone or anything that sucks or annoys you in the slightest way.
2. It can also be thought of as an image. I particularly enjoy picturing a guy running through a narrow alley with hundreds of people lining the rooftops and throwing 2x4's at him.
"The basalmic vinegar spilled all over our fridge again when the maintenance guy moved it to fix the outlet." "Ah, duckin planks."
"The halloween party was pretty cool, all the girls were dressed like duckin planks."
"Holy shit! I'm duckin planks!"
When you pretty much don't have boobs.
Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!
Refers to a man or woman who is inept at interacting in sexual intercourse due to excess of alcohol, particularly in the case of the man.
Gertrude turned to Ernest and said;
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.
n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.
Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?
Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!
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Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:
1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!
B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
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Walking the Plank - Verb: The act of snorting a line of cocaine off of the length of an erect penis.
Walking the Plank - Verb: After I snorted a line off her tits, the old lady decided to walk the plank, the tip of my dick got mad numb tho'
A form of cock and ball torture. Some walking on your bacon snake.
To “walk the beef plank” a long night out finished with a hot vindaloo and some 6inch stelletos up and down the “beef plank”. An old pirate term for a homosexual.