Pokemon

A TV show/video game/ trading card game that ranks among the worst of all three categories.

Pokemon sux.

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Pokemon

1. stupid child game played by flipping cards and tazos.
2. to poke a man

Child: Lets play pokemon
Adult: Fuck off kid

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pokemon

1) The slang way for a gangster/black man to say "poking man" as a way to inform the "poker" that he is "poking" and should stop.
2) A series of movies/cards/action-figures/toys that are extremely annoying. for most people,,, "Godam retarted unbelievable mounds of portable testicle warts" fits the description better.
3) My worst nightmare.

1)
Gangsta#1: Pokemon!
Gangsta#2: Kk jeez sorry... im not poking u!!! im not poking u.
*Bam* *gangsta 2 gone*
2)
*Micheal Jackson
3) "aaa OMGz!11!!!1!1!!!!!!!!111 it a pokemon!!!Z

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pokemon

The most cringe-ass game/series ever made

Updog:I love Pokemon!
Shadowy: you probably have covid since you have shit taste

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Pokemon

A game that teaches you about enslaving animals and putting them in a ball the size of your hand with no space and no sleep

Ash in a pokemon battle: PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU
Pikachu: all my friends are dead push me to the edge all my friends are dead push me to the edge

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Pokemon

A Jamaican proctologist.

We'll got some pokemon 'mon!

Or

We'll get some Poke in there 'mon

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Pokemon

The original simulated cockfight. Revolves around capturing cute little animals for the purpose of pitting them against one another in vicious battles, the winner of which gets prize money.

KID: "Hey mom! I was playing Pokemon when I had my red rooster kill a cute yellow rat and after the battle I got prize money!"

MOM: "..."

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