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Pokey Clicker

Something that sounds very wrong and should have an equally wrong definition on Urban Dictionary, but did not so a person who does not understand Urban Dictionary made a definition talking about their experience with the phrase to try to be funny.

I see you have a Pokey Clicker there...

by Kurdism December 17, 2019


Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokeyparr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018


Pokey bum wank

Pokey bum wanking

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020


pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 3, 2020


Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022


Hokey Pokey

When she ridin' that dick and you spin that bitch around in a 180 so she can watch "The Mandalorian" playing on the T.V behind you.

"Last night was wack. I had that bitch playin' hokey pokey."

by glorbizorb January 17, 2020


Hokey pokey

The government going round in circles by frequently implementing lockdown restrictions due to their failure to governor and keep their citizens safe by waiting until there is a new spike of infections

You put your household in, your kiddies out, in out in out spread it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn around what's that? A third lockdown.

by Rotten Turkey July 8, 2021