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popsicle dick

Popsicle Dick or PD refers to a gentleman who runs in scantily clad shorts in frigid conditions for an extended period of time which consequences in frozen (usually reddened) genitals and incurring penile stinging and swelling.

Had to cut the run short. Got about 30 minutes in and ended up with a bad case of popsicle dick. Going over to Shirleys now so she can thaw me out.

by Jack Savages Balls January 15, 2014


Popsicle Rodeo

When you mount someones back and stick a popsicle up their butt, then see how long you can hold on before they buck you off

My anus is still frozen from the popsicle rodeo. Jerry popsicled me for a full 8 seconds!

by Numb Bum Cowboy March 20, 2019


kawasaki popsicle

A recipe.

Step 1: make a sushi roll with doodoo

Step 2: Freeze it

Step 3: Enjoy

Ed: Hey Dave, I'm throwing a party later.

Dave: Sweet I know a kick-ass hors d'oeuvre called the Kawasaki Popsicle.

Ed: Sounds like a load of shit

Dave: Exactly.

by LimpGuerilla May 21, 2017


Chocolate Popsicle

Chocolate Popsicle is when a girl and a boy are having anal and the girl shits on his dick, then sucks it off.

"Man, that girl gave me one amazing Chocolate Popsicle last night."

by TheAlabamaHotPocketDonkeyPunch May 26, 2015


Popsicle Child

Popsicle child, (or popsicle baby) is a baby created from sperm that has previously been frozen for artificial insemination.

The lesbian couple down the street have a popsicle child.

by Thisisnotinstyle November 22, 2013


Muddy Popsicle

You take your shaft and stick it into someone’s anus and get it to coat in the brown chocolate. Then you proceed to feed it to a person

I could really use a muddy Popsicle right now

by P@ttycak3 September 20, 2023


popsicle sandwich

when three or even four men fuck the same girl, in the same hole, at the same time.

Jimbo: yo' you hear about Sarah?
Bobert: no, what happened?

Jimbo: Johnny, Luke, and Harry all gave her a popsicle sandwich last night!

by Ding Dong FAt CoCk September 12, 2017