Praying to the porcelain god

Vomiting, puking, throwing up. So called because the motion made during vomiting resembles that of someone bowing their head in prayer.

"I drank way too much last night and ended up praying to the porcelain god."

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feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.

Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.

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Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.

Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.

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Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.

“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight”
“hell yeah i do”

pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

riding the porcelain bus

puking into the toilet.

Damn I drank a whole case last night and now I'm riding the porcelain bus.

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Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

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