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When a maryjuana rolled doobie has a bulge in the center.
Impregnated joints are said to be pregnant because of their oblong shape. Pregnant joints are prone to running when not rolled tight enough or loose in one area.
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This is a form of pregnancy that can result after "shadow rape" or "shadow love making" has occurred.
After a shadow gestation period (normally 9 months) a shadow baby will appear.
Ed: Wow, has Jane's shadow put on a bit of weight?
Matt: Nah, she's just shadow pregnant from when we shadow raped her last fall.
Ed: Nice...
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Is a tv show about 16 year old girls who become pregnant, their boyfriends are all still present. All of the dads except for Maci's boyfriend were very helpful, Josh- Ebony's boy friend is very helpful, he even got Ebony food,drinks and a chair to rest her feet on after she just got home from the hospital. 16 and Pregnant is a very good show that shows you a very important issue and it also shows you the truth in it,unlike The Secret life of the American Teenager,which I might add is also somewhat truthful and a very good show also.
Oh yeah and the only single mom is Farrah, but she chose to keep the daddy out of the baby's life.
All the couples names are:
Maci and Ryan with Baby Bentley
Farrah with Baby Sophia
Amber and Gary with Baby Leah
Ebony and Josh with Baby Jocelyn
Whitney and Weston with Baby Weston Jr
Catelyn and Tyler with their baby who was adopted
Contrary to what most of you think, this isn't trashy at all!
:)
Ebony and Fiance Josh are having a baby girl.
16 and Pregnant,yo!?
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If you are from the USA and live in Georgia, the chance of being twelve and pregnant is much higher than anywhere else in the world. Being twelve and pregnant is the mordern symbol of how earth has changed to the better. Most often this is due to incest. A uncle is mostly the one to blame for this. If you are twelve and pregnant, please...kill yourself.
Daughter: Mom, dad used his magical wand to make my tummy grow.
Mother: You should be pleased, your father had a good time did he not?
Uncle: Fuck this shit, i wish i was twelve and pregnant.
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When you anal-ize a pregnant woman in a bathtub.
"Last night Sally and I did the Pregnant Seahorse. It was awesome. I was blinded by the awesomeness of how awesome the awesome seahorse was."
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A means of describing something that took you by surprise
Chumpy: "Did you enjoy the party last night?"
Mon: "Yeah, but what was in that punch? One minute we were fine, and then before you know it, it was like.... BAM you're pregnant!"
The dilemna you face when you can't work out whether a girl on the train is pregnant and you must give up your seat for her, or simply fat and should remain standing for the rest of the journey.
That pregnant woman over there has been standing for an hour, you consider the fat or pregnant dichotomy so you ask her if she'd like to have your seat, but she punches you in the face, because she is not pregnant, she is just fat.
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