pre-feast

The act of eating a moderate and inexpensive meal prior to eating at an expensive restaurant in order avoid ordering a full portion; thus saving money, fulfilling your hunger and enjoying a quality meal.

Friends: Hey lets go out to eat at Gratzi Italian Bistro!
You: Sounds good, but I'm gonna pre-feast with some McChicken sandwiches first. I'll meet you there in a bit.

pre-milf

The precursor to the organism known as milf. When an attractive female reaches prime child-bearing age, they are called pre-milfs. Though excellent in form and beauty, pre-milfs are very rare in the wild.

Damn! That girl is fine! Look at those hips! She's a pre-milf for sure!

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Pre-bate

Y'all know what prefunking is. Pre bating is the same thing, but masturbating before an event or function

Think: There's Something About Mary

I better pre-bate the date I have tonight, otherwise I'll nut waaay too soon

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Pre Engagement

When two people in a relationship promise each other that one day in the future, one of them will formally propose and the other will accept.

Usually made when a couple are young and the man cant afford to buy a nice expensive shiny ring for his deserving girlfriend

Guy: "Baby I promise that ill get you that ring and im going to ask for your hand in marriage!"

Girl: *Gasp* "And we'll live happily ever after!"

Guy: "This is a serious pre engagement! You better not be humoring me!"

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pre madonna

Misspelling of the words "Prima donna"
Usually from a result of being confused with the singer Madonna and how well she fits the meaning of the term.

Donna "jeez look at that little tart, she's such a pre madonna"
Sam "You mean 'prima donna', she's not a singer"
Donna "But doesn't the term come FROM the singer?"
Sam (Shakes head)

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pre-game

Drinking at home before going out in order to save money or get the mood of the night started before going out.

A: Are we doing a pre-game tonight?

B: Yeah. 8pm at Mikey's place.

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Pre-clean

Doing light cleaning before the cleaning lady comes to preserve your image or keep her from seeing how you really live.

I've got to pre-clean my house so my cleaning lady won't see all the condom wrappers and beer.

Friend A: I'll have to meet you later, I have to clean my house.
Friend B: Why?? Don't you hire someone?
Friend A: Yea but I gotta pre-clean so they don't see how messy I really am.

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